Monday, September 4, 2017

Prayers, Bulldozers, and Cinnamon Rolls

Our road trip home needs a little background.
VERY recently, a logging company moved in to do work in the area. This logging company specializes in selective logging, so they don't level acres of the jungle, they just go in, pick their trees and fell them, and they do most of their work on or just off of their road. In order to get their timber out of the jungle, they have to have roads. And to get those roads, they make their own. So where before there was no road, they made a road. Now this road has no gravel, it is a dirt road. Straight up dirt road. But there are a couple cars that now chill in the area exclusively to pick up workers and bring them into the logging camp (and give free rides to anyone who wants to hitch).
A level stretch of the logging road

There is a limit in that there isn't a bridge that crosses the river. If we could drive to the other side of that river, then we'd be able to take the road on the other side straight back to Madang, a 4 hour road trip.
If only…
We've been under some financial stress recently and a road trip would save $1000…
Behold, there was word that a bridge was going up!
It was up!
It was washed out…
They're working on a steel bridge!
It's almost up!
So we figured we would try to drive.
We would go down to the river and wait. PBT would send a car down and if they couldn't get across the river, we would just cross the river, jump in, and head back.
If they could get across, we would jump in and come back to our house (ideal, since the car was loaded with our cargo!)
But here's the second problem.
To get from the logging road to our house involves a bit of off-roading, maybe 10 minutes. But there was a fissure in the rock in one spot just off the logging road, with the ground level on one side and a 3 foot deep pit right where the Landcruiser would have to put its tire.

Ok, now my village brother was coming into the village on the Landcruiser to show them how to get to my house. He came a few days early to scout the road, and the river was so dry that people were fording it with no problem! He also tasked some people with the work of filling in the fissure so the Landcruiser could pass, which they did. 
So, after talking to the driver, we decided not to expend the energy to come down to the river.
They forded the river and drove over the fissure and parked in front of my house!
But then there was some hemming and hawing about whether we should go with the plan and stay the night or just pack up and leave. We made the right call, too late.
By the time the car was loaded, rain had started to fall. We got in the car and drove to face the first obstacle.
The fissure was on a steep uphill incline, all covered in sticky wet mud.
We did not get up the first try.
We did not get up the second try.
We did not get up the third try, but!
We did get stuck on that try…
Which, honestly, was preferable to nearly sliding off the crest of the mountain which we toed the line of doing every time we reversed downhill to try again. Judging by the expressions on the people outside the car, we got very close indeed.
So guys came out to dig the Landcruiser out of its pit. And after about an hour, we were free.
Free to try again.
And they did. The men working on trying various solutions to make the road less slick.
But eventually we were too close to evening to get across the river before dark, so we just went back to my house to spend the night.

The next morning, at 10 am, giving the sun time to dry the roads, we tried again.
We did not get up the first try.
We did not get up the second try.
We did not get up the third try.
I got out. My stress levels were too high and I was afraid my stress levels would not help interpersonal relationships with the driver.
Standing at the bottom of the hill, I watched the truck fishtail back and forth, finding traction, then slipping out, until finally, amazingly they made it past.
I walked up the hill, towed by Regina who kept a helpful bit of tension on her leash.
And then we had to face the logging road. Luckily the sun had done a fair bit of work drying out this wide road with few shade trees. But there were still some areas dangerously slick, threatening to throw us in pits of soft earth that we wouldn't be able to get out of, or off the hill into steep gardens. But finally, we made it to the river.
Which had risen to dangerous levels thanks to yesterday's rains.
Unpassable.
It was 11 o'clock. So we sat and waited and prayed.
Maybe the river would go down.
Maybe the bulldozer driver would come back from his post-payday trip to a small town.
Maybe. Maybe.
Meanwhile, I have two children who aren't quite at the age of reason. While it was probably James' favorite day of our whole trip (car ride, swimming in the river (until we got sunburned like whoa), playing with new friends, splashing in mud puddles, playing on his kindle, eating cinnamon rolls), Marissa was having a harder time of it. She wanted to walk around but didn't want mud on her toes. She wanted to eat but didn't want to sit in her carseat. She wanted to be held but didn't want you to be sitting. She wanted down but didn't want to get dirty. This cycle continued for the duration of the day.
For provisions, we had a loaf of bread, a third of a block of cheese, some apples, a box of cinnamon rolls, cheetos, and candy. 
So we just sat at this hamlet, by the river, trying to avoid the sun, bummed we couldn't swim more, munching on junk food, and trying to ration the water. 
And then it started raining again.

We started contingency planning. If we couldn't cross by the next morning, they'd send someone else from town to come and get us (the Smiths') and the Logistics person and we'd leave the driver with the Landcruiser until… Until he could get across or have to leave the fate of the Landcruiser to the mercy of the hamlet.
This wasn't a good plan as his wife was out of country and, when she got back in a few days, would probably kill Logistics (coincidentally their daughter), then kill us, then swim across the Sogeram to kill our driver for causing her that worry.
But there didn't really seem to be a good option.
So we sat. And waited. And prayed. And ate cinnamon rolls.

Finally at 5:00, our head translator came back with word that he had spoken to the bulldozer driver and he was getting the bulldozer and coming down to the river. But how long would that take? Could we go across at night?
There were three other Landcruisers waiting for passage with us. (Landcruisers are very popular here)
"Ambulance" Landcruiser getting prepped for a tow
It was 8pm before the first was towed across the river. Our turn was at about 8:45.
Image to depict width of the river




We were finally across!
And then there was the other side of the road.
Unpaved.
No gravel.
Just after a rainstorm.
But we were caravanning with the other cars. We saw where they slipped and were careful there. Then, at a logging camp, two cars pulled abreast of each other and stopped. And we stopped behind them. Some peculiar activity was starting to happen, and before I could tell the driver to get us out of there, caravan or no caravan, a drunk was banging on our window demanding K50 ($16). Men were surrounding the car until finally our head translator, from the back of our Landcruiser, says something along the lines of, "Hey, it’s me."
The men backed off and a sober fellow directed us around the road block.
And we were off on our own with only the tracks of those who went before to warn us of the dangers of the road ahead.
After an hour, we finally reached gravel roads, and from there we were off like a shot.
Got into Madang at 12:30. Dropped off the translator at our dorm like facility for our national co-workers who come into town. Got home, unpacked, went back to the office for some freezer meals because man cannot live on cinnamon rolls split 6 ways alone. We fell into bed at 2 am after a quick shower. And were awoken the next morning at 6am by a hungry little monster/princess in the next room.  
A 21 hour day, a 5 hour trip made in 14 hours, and 4 hours follow up sleep! 

We will NOT take a PBT vehicle over the river without a confidence inspiring bridge again. Maybe, depending on cars on the other side of the river, we could meet a car at the river to carry us and our cargo back to our house. Maybe.
We will NOT take on that fissure again until some SERIOUS work has been done, not only on the hole but on the degree of the incline.
We will NOT take a road trip near or during wet season EVER unless gravel has been laid down on every inch of that road (which is unlikely).

So helicopters are still our mode of transportation and maybe next year there will be some exceptions. We shall see.

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